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ireland free speech back chat
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so you want to return to ireland think again
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disclaimer
the opinions expressed are personal and may not be as others see it
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so you want to return to Ireland tries to express observations seen through the eyes of of an unfortunate citizen living here .if you think its wine and roses --then think again--better still stay where you are.
The country is booming but not for all ,political sleeze is the in thing.
NEWS VIEWS AND BACKCHAT
THATS US
IS THERE POVERTY IN IRELAND -GOD NO
ANYONE WHO WAS POOR IN IRELAND DIED LONG AGO -WELL THATS WHAT OUR
LEADERS WANT US TO BELIEVE
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WELL YOU WANT TO WORK IN IRELAND ,NOW AINT THAT GRAND OH YES THERES LOADS OF JOBS IF YOU WANT TO WORK FOR PEANUTS.
BEFORE YOU GO ANYWHERE YOU BETTER SELL YOUR GRANNY BECAUSE YOU WILL NEED IT TO
PURCHASE ACCOMMODATION.THE PRICES OF HOUSE ARE REDICILOUS FOR A COUNTRY TO THE FAR WESTERN SHORES OF EUROPE.OH YES WE WERE PROBABLY THE ONLY NATION WHO COULD SELL A COUNTRY FULL OF GRASS TO SOMEONE WHO ALREADY GREW FINE GRASS.THE GOVERNMENT HAS SO MUCH MONEY IN ITS COFFERS THAT IT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT ,SO IT STOPS BUILDING LOCAL AUTHORITY HOUSES,FORGETS THAT WE HAVE ELDERLY PEOPLE WHO GAVE THEIR SWEAT AND SACRAFICE THROUGH RECESSION AND PUTS EDUCATION SO HIGH ON THE AGENDA THAT THERE ARE STUDENTS (IRISH)WHO CANT GET INTO UNIVERSITY BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD THE FEES FOR CERTAIN COURSES.
OH YES YOU CAN APPILY FOR A GRANT,AND GRANT YOU WILL GET IF YOU CAN LEARN TO LIVE ON LITTLE ELSE ONLY CHIPS.
IF YOU ARE LIVING AT HOME THEN YOUR FATHER IS ASKED TO SPILL HIS LIFE STORY OUT ON YOUR APPLICATION FORM WHILE YOUR MOTHER BETTER NOT BE WORKING FOR FEAR OF YOU GOING OVER THE TREASHOLD OF INCOME.
AH YES THE COFFERS ARE FULL......
OUR POLITICIANS THOUGHT SO MUCH ABOUT THE TURN OF THE CENTURY THAT THEY DECIDED TO COMISSION A SNOOKER Q IN THE MIDDLE OF O,CONNELL ST. AND NEARLY PROMISED US THE TABLE FOR THE TURN OF THE NEXT ONE.ALTHOUGH SOMEBODY JUST HAD NOT GOT THE BALLS TO PLAY THE GAME,
IT IS A LOVELY COUNTRY BUT WE SEEM TO DO THINGS BACKWARDS.IF YOU COMMIT A SERIOUS CRIME THE STATE PAYS THOUSANDS
TO DEFEND YE OR WHATEVER. SOMEONE GETS MILLIONS. IF YOU DRIVE WITHOUT A LIGHT
YOU GET A FINE TO CRIPPLE YE.
IF YOUR WORKING CLASS BE PREPARED TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING INCLUDING YOUR MISTAKES.IF A POLITICIAL MAKES A MISTAKE THEY SAY SORRY --IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE YOU PAY.
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do you remember quicksilver when you lived in ireland?
''would you like to raise your money to five pence --and then you get a question that would put mastermind in its place.in all the time i watched it i dont think i have seen anyone win all of the questions.well we still have these programs on saturday nights with the same old heads doing the same old thing on rte and getting away with it.
our lotto quiz game has been so well thought out that if you decide to come back from australia then bring one of your rare birds just in case your not feeling well when your ticket is picked and you dont feel too well to attend then you can send the bird nobody will care because the size of a brain does not matter when it comes to pressing a button.everbody wins ..thats our motto.why strain someones brain asking them questions sure a press of a button will decide.ye dont know how much ireland loves the computer.
well thats all for now i have to go now and pay my paye and prsi ,rates,fines,rent,
whatch this space we update every friday
but not next friday and thats the 8th.
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